Selasa, 2 September 2008

tak larat nak gelak..

tadi mama receive reader's digest copy for sept.. tak larat gelak sorang2.. sebab edisi kali ni title 5th annual humour special.. just to quote few lines that made me laugh histerically in my room.. alone.. koh koh koh..

the best one - my choice by Dave Chappelle - a black comedian. Dia memang lawak.. tapi cerita dia x masuk malaysia:
~ Batman never fights crime in neighbourhoods that need it. I'd like to see Batman fight crime in my neighbourhood.
"Yes, Batman?"
"Didn't we park the car right here, man?"

by Ant
~ Gay people invented sports. Think about it. Boxing: two topless man... in silk shorts.. fighting over a belt.

by Steve Martin
~ First the doctor told me good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

by Richard Jeni
~ If carrots are so good for your eyesight, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

lawak2 pagi2 nih.. segar jap bijik mata.. okey sambung kerja

1 ulasan:

doNGan berkata...

u read d readers digest too is it?
aahahaa.aku pun suke yg ko quote tuh...
senGal gile...